I'm The King

George submitted this poem to the Poets for the War site but it lost out to this go figure.

Never Misunderestimate Me
by George W. Bush

I'll take your Nukes
Your bugs your gas
I'll take it all
Shove it up your ass
You mess with me
You pay the price
Say good-bye Saddam it's paradise

You had your chance
You scorned inspections
I asked real nice
I asked you twice
You headed in the wrong direction

And now it ends
Your buds and you
I'll take your scuds
and do away with you.

The score now settled
My dad avenged
I love the taste
Of sweet revenge.

Now a word to those
Who dared to say
Oh George do it our way
I've got your names
I won't forget
I've put you on a short short list
We're almost there the job half done
I hope you get the gist
Enemy combatants it'll be fun

My name is George
I am the King
My name is George
I am the King
My name is George
I am the King
My name is George
I am the King