Tuesday, April 01, 2003

A Fixer-Upper

Fools Post Dispatch, Washington D.C.— Lynne and Dick Cheney held an unusual joint press conference today to announce they are selling their Villa in the South of France. Fuck the French said Dick under his breath. Lynne smiled. Asked where they would now spend their winters they said they had their eyes on a Palace somewhere in Iraq. It's a fixer-upper said Lynne, but it really has potential. Dick said it is "so damn" nice, he then smiled. They left arm-in-arm.

There are other important stores on Dick and Lynne today. Links here